Thursday, April 22, 2010

South Park

For those of you out there you find this page or check here regularly (yeah right...) AND you have watched South Park from last week and this week, I want to know what you thought.

Please start a discussion in the comments area.

I also want to know what you thought about the recent news about the censoring of Muhammad.

Links:
http://bit.ly/9Qa8lf
http://bit.ly/bHh4SU
http://bit.ly/bl4kPN
http://huff.to/9Dhcdp


I am going to tag this thing like crazy now...

Friday, October 30, 2009

It's been a while...

So many things to talk about since my last post. Here goes...

First, I went home the weekend of the 16-18th of October. This
was an interesting weekend because this happened:

Luckily, this was not our house/garage.

It was our neighbors'.

Whatever exploded in his garage, it shook our house enough for us to come outside.

Now here are more pictures of the fire!!!


Fire burns on...

One of five fire trucks that arrived...
Smoke still comes out the roof...

Party over here.

Suiting up to go in...
The damage.

So yeah. That was on Saturday around two. Then that night I went and saw "Paranormal Activity".

Let's not talk about that.


(moving on...)

Second thing I want to talk about: funny things.

To begin, let's take a look at one of my all time favorite comics, "Pearls Before Swine".

Classic.

Any gamer will love this one:

Timeless.

It's Halloween, so you know what that means!? CHRISTMAS!!!

How do people come up with things like this? <------- DITTO

And now your final funny picture of the day:

The REAL periodic table of elements. (Before the scientists decided to put it on a wall...)


And finally, the last topic of the night: loss of thought.

That's right.

I completely forgot what I was going to talk about. The only thing that I really wanted to get out there was the pictures of the garage fire. Plus I wanted to test out the 'uploading image' thing for my blog.

Which I did.

I know there were at least 2 other things I wanted to say/tell/rant about. However, I cannot remember.

Therefore, I will leave you with this:

"Stay in school. Don't do drugs. Discover the world." - Christopher Corpening <---Brilliant man, scholar, investigator, doctor, and problem solver.

I promise not to make these so long anymore.

Those who have made it this far... the answer was 'Path A' but that is only if you take the 4th right.

Goodnight everyone out there! I hope you had as much fun as I have.
See you next time!

-CC

P.s. Discover the world. Explore everything around you. Take time to be outside. Breath. And above all else, stop rotting your brain. Put down the books and turn on the T.V.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

South Park, confusion, and more South Park...

"Suck on my chocolate salty balls..."


So here I am. Sitting in my apartment room. Lights out. Writing in my blog. Listening to "Chef Aid: The South Park Album".

And I am excited.

"Why?" you ask.

"Well," I say, "because season 13b of South Park airs tomorrow night at 10/9c!"

"But I don..."

"NO!" I would yell (because I am an asshole).

"NO! I don't think you understand. If I could watch any television show, past or present, for the rest of eternity, I would pick South Park. Every time."

Don't get me wrong, other shows are great, but South Park makes me laugh. And that's all I need. Just to sit back, relax, turn on SP and get lost.

Tomorrow's episode is about Ike seeing dead celebrities and Kyle calls in the TAPS team (from Ghost Hunters on SyFy) to help Ike get rid of these ghosts. It is going to be great! I LOVE South Park and I LOVE Ghost Hunters! Everyone tune in tomorrow at 10/9c to Comedy Central! It's going to be great!


Moving on. Today I saw a guy driving a car.

Not just an ordinary car, but a luxury car.

A luxury car with televisions in the back of the head rests of the front seats. That way people sitting in the back seats can watch TVs.

Only one problem. No one was in the back seat.

The guy driving was the only one in the car. This made me wonder...why?

Why have televisions in the back seat if no one was watching them?

Then it hit me! Obviously they were for "on-the-road conferences".

"Don't have time for a get together? Can't find a meeting place or space? Going on a trip but still need to have that important business meeting before you light that fire and curl up in a snuggie?" "Well now you can! Just crawl in the back seat of this luxury sedan and turn on the TV. It's perfect for just that occasion! Nothing else really. So...have fun!"

Go out. Buy a luxury sedan. Have a back seat conference on the road.

Then sell the car.

Wasn't that fun?


Finally, more SP!

If I could show you what I have on my tabs right now on Firefox, you would think I'm psychotic. I have interviews from Trey Parker and Matt Stone from years ago and days ago, ready to read. I just love reading and listening to them talk about their progress. They are a true inspiration.

If I could work at South Park Studios, I would never want to leave. Just to walk into the building that is SPS would be a dream come true.

I have read through 2 interviews so far (3 more to go) and listened to two hour long interviews. I don't know what else to say.

One of my goals is to go the the South Park Studios in CA. That reminds me. I need to make a list of goals/wishes. Maybe on my next blog entry...if I remember...

Anyways...this was way too long and I applaud those of you that got this far.

*applauds rather sarcastically*

I will go now. Till next time...

-CC


P.S. Laugh. Read. Listen. Watch. South Park. And Laugh. Do not forget to laugh.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

It's Fishstick Night!!!

Jesus Christ monkey balls!

I applaud the managers over at Comedy Central and, of course, I applaud Trey Parker and Matt Stone!!!

For 2 solid hours, Comedy Central aired the "Fishsticks" episode of South Park. Brilliant! This was the greatest thing since (insert your most favorite invention here)! Mocking Kanye West for 2 hours was the greatest thing in the world. I can't explain to you how awesome it was. After watching what Kanye did, it was perfect to see that he really IS a gayfish. Priceless.


Moving on...

... what have I been doing since my last post in June? I will explain:

First off, let's start with the online diary. I finished the diary on August 30th. It was a wonderful experience. I didn't want to stop but since school is starting up again, it was inevitable. If you want to check it out, go here: http://www.youtube.com/ChrisCorp

Second, as I mentioned, school has started back up again. I will try to "blog" more. When I have something on my mind, I will promise to come here and spill my thoughts.

Third, television shows. I have recently begun to follow some T.V. shows that you may or may not be interested in. Here is my list (no particular order):

24 (new season starts January)
South Park (new season starts October 7th)
Warehouse 13 (currently running on SyFy)
Lie to Me (new season starts September 28th)
House (new season starts September 21st)
Fringe (new season starts September 17th)
Ghost Hunters (currently running on SyFy)
Destination Truth (currently running on SyFy)
The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien (currently running on NBC)
The Office (new season starts on September 18th)
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (currently running on Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report (currently running on Comedy Central)
It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia (new season starts September 17th)
Psych (currently running on USA)
Burn Notice (new season starts this winter)

I hope you decided to pick some of these up. You can find them all on Hulu.

Lastly, there is nothing else really going on. Just trying to get back into this "blog" thing. I hope everyone (all 3 of you that read this) had a wonderful summer!

Tell me about your summer in the comments section! I would love to read what YOU did!

Thanks for reading! Be back soon!

~CC

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Just some talk...

How many people actually read my blog? I just want a count - so please put a comment to this post just saying "Hi" or "Hey" or your name and where you live. Thanks!

The online diary:

I have been doing the diary for over a month now. You can find it at www.youtube.com/ChrisWCorp. I am hoping to get a relatively good following by the time school starts up, but it's just a goal.

The diary has kept me busy with always remembering to film and edit and stuff. Right now I am filming on a JVC Everio camera but I am thinking about getting the Insignia 3" camcorder. I really don't know what to do. I will either get the Insignia camcorder because it is smaller and easier to put in my pocket when not in use OR get a longer battery life for my JVC camera. Comments would be appreciated.

Summer work:

Right now my dad has me working on little projects around the house or around the church. for instance, I am digging a ditch at the church that is 80 feet long. I agreed to get paid $100. It should have been more.

I am still looking for a job. I just applied to another place today, however I cannot work until July 8th. Which brings me to my next topic:

Vacation:

I am leaving for West Virginia on Tuesday and won't be back till 2 weeks later. My sister and I are working on a movie project to be filmed while there. *crosses fingers*

We are visiting relatives and family and I suppose for the first week we will just do the regular "meet and greet" and then the next week we will sit around and watch T.V. Hopefully we will film our movie or I will film a lot for the video diary. Which ever comes first.

But for now:

I am just updating everyone about what is going on and to go check out my video diary. I have a few rants and poems, but for now I will leave you with a question:

When you open the treasure chest, will there be treasure or will there be dust?

Goodnight everyone!
~ChrisCorp

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Dear blog,

I am sorry.

I know I haven't posted anything
in a long while. The reason: I have been busy. School got out May 13th and, to be honest, I forgot about you. I got a new e-mail address and tried linking it with this blog, but I am having a hard time. So I will make it hassle free, and just sign in with my old e-mail address to update you.

Lots to talk about. But I will take it post by post. Let's get started.

Summer hit with a heat wave that just won't go away. I changed e-mail addresses and created a new Youtube account along with a Twitter.

[Twitter: ChrisCorp]
[Youtube: ChrisWCorp]

After watching two people that I follow on Youtube (Danny - Ddiary09 and Philip - PhilipDeFranco) I have decided to start my own video diary. It started the day I got out of school from my sophomore year at college and will continue until school starts back up again on August 31st.

That has kept me busy along with applying for summer jobs and doing work around the house. A couple of my friends and I started a custom t-shirt site (which is still being worked on) because neither of us could find summer jobs. The link: click here.

I am also traveling to West Virginia to visit relatives on Tuesday and will be there for 2 weeks. So that is a good thing about the summer.

I have decided to stop editing the day and time that I post something. 1) it's too much work and 2) there is not point. I will just post when I post when I want to post.

That's it for this entry. Have a great summer everyone!
~ChirsCorp