So for the past few weeks I have been busy with school starting up again. I haven't had anytime to come up with anything "witty" or "clever" that will top my "MUTE!" rant/message. So for now, I will leave you (those of you who read this blog) with some thoughts to go about your next few days or weeks of whatever you may be doing. Have fun!
Thoughts for your day:
- Who tastes dog food when it has a 'new & improved' flavor?
- The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
- When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
- How far east can you go before you're heading west?
- In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
- Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
- Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
- What happens to an irresistible force when it hits an immovable object?
- Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
- Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Well I think I'm done. Good luck!
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